Untalkative Bunny

Episodes

Our Untalkative Bunny episode guide began on a whimsical evening in early 2004. Below are short descriptions and fuzzy still captures. Click on the episode titles for videos.

P.S. We didn't catch the four specials so we couldn't include them.

Season 1
Season 2
Season 3

PILOT

Untalkative Bunny takes a call from a telemarketer.

S1E01

BUNNY FISH

Untalkative Bunny swims to an underwater arabesque when UB's apartment is flooded.

CLAM!

UB is harassed by a comical clam. Why!

SQUIRREL OF HORROR

Squirrel stalks UB with a bag of pistachio nuts.

PASSPORT PHOTO

UB poses for pictures to get to Honolulu.

BALLET LESSON

UB takes a CD-ROM ballet lesson and must maintain a cheesecake-free figure.

S1E02

RAIN DAY

Untalkative Bunny mails a letter in the rain.

AIRPORT LUGGAGE TAGS

UB visits the airport as luggage.

A RELAXING AFTERNOON WITH DOSTOYEVSKY

UB's afternoon is disturbed by bells and buzzers.

AUTUMN

UB turns the apartment into a sick ward for fallen leaves.

NEW SOFA

UB has sighing eyes on a horse pattern sofa.

S1E03

MILK DAY

Untalkative Bunny milks a cow in a grocery store.

PAPA BUNNY

UB takes in three stray kittens.

CAT DOOR BUNNY

UB trespasses a house like Goldilocks.

SQUIRREL LIKES NUTS

UB is overexposed to Squirrel and Squirrel's hoard.

MASCOT BUNNY

UB and Emu try out for a cheerleading team's mascot position.

S1E04

SQUIRREL PROBLEM

Squirrel has a pesty apetite for birdseed.

OFFICE BUILDING

UB puzzles with an elevator.

YOUTH OF TODAY

UB and Squirrel represent the youth of today.

FRIENDLY FRIEND

UB meets Friendly for the first time before future misused appearances.

BOOGEYMAN

UB's bedtime is disturbed.

S1E05

FLY BUNNY

Untalkative Bunny undergoes a metamorphosis.

SHORT EARS

Jordano styles UB's fur.

CLEANING THE APARTMENT

UB cleans up.

ENJOY YOUR MEAL

UB is put off by attentive wait staff.

FITNESS CENTRE

UB pumps up.

S1E06

SQUIRREL SAFARI

Untalkative Bunny faints from an encounter with soundmaking squirrels.

CHOCOLATE BUNNY

UB schemes to rescue a chocolate bunny from the sun.

PSYCHIATRIST

UB slams teachers in a therapy session.

AIRPLANE RIDE

UB abandons Happy Air Flight 909.

SHEEP FEDERATION

UB is is sheered by a duncey sheep federation.

S1E07

STUCK IN A DUMP

Untalkative Bunny along with a comfortable couch gets driven to a dump outside of town.

FARM ANIMALS

UB has trouble interacting on the farm while Squirrel sets up a search for a missing friend.

ANIMAL MUSIC

Untalkative Bunny disco dances through the night with a newly hatched chick.

COUNTRY MORNING

UB wakes up perched on a fencepost and is caught having coffee and reading the paper in the farmhouse. Groundhogs make a cute popping out of the ground noise.

BIG RACE

A fox is enamoured by UB.

S1E08

RARE GOLDEN SLOTH

Untalkative Bunny poses as a golden sloth at the zoo.

AT THE MOVIES

UB and Squirrel rent a Mothra video when their theatre experience is dashed.

BLACK OUT

Emu skulks in UB's apartment during a blackout.

LATE BUNNY

UB is late for school and has a chat with the principal.

BOOK STORE

UB is mistaken for a reclusive author at a bookstore.

S1E09

THE VET

Squirrel gorges on peanut butter.

THE HORROR OF LONELINESS

UB follows a radio doctor's hugging cure for loneliness.

KINDERGARTEN

UB is stifled in kindergarten.

SHOWER CURTAIN BUNNY

UB gets soap in the eyes and gets caught in the shower curtain.

CAR TROUBLE

UB and Squirrel are terrible mechanics.

S1E10

TURKEY

Untalkative Bunny frees a turkey from the supermarket with a personality to shrug about.

PET SHOP

UB browses a pet store and makes a purchase.

FISHING TRIP

UB and Squirrel befriend dolphins.

SQUIRREL PARTY

Squirrel's son is one year older and crushes UB with an ungracious response to UB's gift.

MANGOOSE

UB has a creepy introduction to pink-faced Mangoose.

S1E11

SUMMER CAMP

Untalkative Bunny camps unhappily.

WEATHER REPORT

UB and Squirrel bring the elements indoors through mime.

POLICE QUESTIONING

UB is suspect.

FASHION BUNNY

UB models a fruit plate.

ON VACATION

Emu spoils the salad bar at the Giant Peanut Motel.

S1E12

SLEEPING PASTRY BALLET

Untalkative Bunny, Squirrel, and Emu perform a ballet story.

CELL PHONE

UB runs errands for the father of a stranger who tossed out his cell phone for a reason.

VEGETABLE FACTORY

UB wanders a vegetable factory.

THE BIG DATE

A matchmaking cat sets UB and Squirrel up on a date.

BUNNY AND BEAVER

UB visits Beaver for television.

S1E13

BUNGEE BUNNY

Untalkative Bunny cautiously approaches an elastic thrill recreation activity.

SPORTS STORE

UB shops at a sports store and lets football imaginations run wild.

ACTING SCHOOL

UB flexes thespian talents.

IN THE BASEMENT

UB blows a fuse and explores the basement.

Talkative Synopsis

GYMNASTICS

UB holds an Olympiad.

S2E01

TROPICAL FANTASY

Mer-Emu appears in Untalkative Bunny's fantasy escape from a cold apartment.

WARM NEIGHBOURS

Emu fuels the fireplace with the clothing of neighbours.

SQUIRREL HOTEL

UB journeys to the centre of Squirrel Hotel.

BUNNY BUNS

UB bakes a warm wardrobe.

HOT PARTY

UB hosts an unbopping party.

S2E02

GOODBYE TV

Untalkative Bunny parts with beloved tv.

A SHOW FOR EVERYONE

UB pays a visit to neighbours with cable television.

HOARD ALL YOU CAN

UB visits Squirrel and they watch Emu participating in the grocery game show 'Hoard All You Can.'

REAL LIFE DRAMA

UB walks in on the set of a soap drama.

FRIENDS ARE BETTER THAN CABLE

UB has friends and a film projector.

S2E03

VEGETARIAN VIGILANTES

Untalkative Bunny tries to jog out carrot cake gut.

MARATHON

UB races as an international star athlete.

SOCKS & SANDALS

UB shops at a health food store and gets hit in the wallet.

YOGA MASTER

UB takes up yoga and gets an inaccurate aura reading.

SILENT SKATER

UB takes up skating to impress girls.

S2E04

MISTRESS RAINBOW

Untalkative Bunny impressionably calls a psychic hotline.

TEEN IDOL CONCERT FUN

UB has teen idol concert fun.

BOOK CLUB

UB joins a severe book club.

FAIRY TALE CURSE

UB transports himself into medieval times at the theatre.

VIDEO GAME CHALLENGE

UB and Squirrel duel at the arcade on a game called 'Hoard All You Can.' Fantastic sound.

Talkative Synopsis

S2E05

WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

Untalkative Bunny's upstairs neighbour Emu gets a specific kind of piano and reveals a sensitive side?

TOO MUCH BUNNY

Emu redecorates. But is fickle.

SECRET PASSAGEWAY

UB and Squirrel apparently explore a voyeur's (not-well-hidden) passageway.

BEACH ESCAPE

UB escapes jackhammers at the beach.

DON'T PLAY AT CONSTRUCTION SITES

UB doesn't heed the title's advice and gets encased in concrete.

S2E06

FRIENDLY TOGETHER

Untalkative Bunny shares tea with a vacuously friendly puffball and feels alone in the world.

SQUIRREL FAMILY REUNION

UB joins Squirrel for classic family reunion games.

LONG LOST LLAMA

With dial-up internet UB enlists a family finding service to introduce a meaningful connection to another living animal.

SINGLES MIXER

UB mingles.

PHONE-A-FRIEND

Favourite Episode

UB puts Nazca lines in the carpet and gives Phone-a-Friend Enterprises a second chance.

Talkative Synopsis

S2E07

EATING WITH MANNERS

Untalkative Bunny, Squirrel, and Emu are in for an unsolicited half-hour of being taught. Etiquette. By the acting school teacher's fussy alter ego.

OPENING DOORS

UB acts out a domestic scene with a dollhouse before having a dream sequence about holding the door open for a walking carrot.

PROPER GROOMING

The trio watch a visually humourous educational film about the importance of proper grooming, with potato chip crumbs meshed into their fur all the while.

ANIMAL OBEDIENCE

An episode peppered with speculate-able tidbits. Is UB really Bondage Wallaby? Also, Emu has a conditioned relationship with French soft cheeses.

THE ARCADE

The trio say goodbye to Madomoiselle as she is escorted out of the arcade by security. 'Hoard All You Can' makes another appearance.

S2E08

THE LAST NUT

A peanut shortage brings squirrels around the world to a tall peanut butter sandwich.

MYSTERY FRIEND

UB takes a spill from a runaway shopping cart.

PSYCHOALAS

Emu swaps vacation homes with Australians.

CANAPE KILLER

UB is invited to an evening of mystery.

CONCERNED MARMOT SURFERS

A wave sweeps UB into an underwater castle.

S2E09

MARMOTEER

UB is visited by a cute premise and a professional marmot model.

CHARITY GALA

UB and Squirrel attend a green space fundraiser that disappreciates their city apartments.

VOLUNTEER ROUND UP

UB and Squirrel sample volunteering opportunities.

CATCH AND RELEASE

UB twinkles on toes before being misguidedly shuttled to the forest. (UB not only closes the front door but locks it in this episode!) When UB gets back home by bus, UB displays a montage of cultivation as UB hosts a social afternoon.

ART MUSEUM

UB takes a stringent afternoon at the art museum, but is turned onto conceptual art anyway.

S2E10

SMILE-A-MATIC 3000

Hits of disturbance.

BETTY SUE

An animate doll appeals to UB's misassigned compassion. A face of resignment at right.

SOUND AND SMELL

UB has a fashion show on UB's ears and purchases a home sensory ambiance improvement device.

VENDOR

UB exercises facial muscle groups before a ballet studio's vending machine arrives. An episode additionally revealing UB's subtle ballet passion and introducing Squirrel's gambling hobby.

ROBOTIC HOME BEAUTY CENTRE DELUXE

UB is made over by a monstrously fangled beauty machine.

S2E11

MEDIEVAL FAIR

Yellow Sir gets a friendship scroll at the fair and Beaver makes a lagoon appearance.

ORGANIZATION FAIR

UB finds in tidy boxes that orderliness cramps living.

FOOD FAIR

UB spices up at the food fair.

HOME DECOR FAIR

Another lucky dumpster dive.

FRANCHISE FAIR

UB is sold on fruit and vegetable paper product.

S2E12

GET A LIFESTYLE

(I was only able to record two bits of the episode)

UB gets a home make over.

RECREATIONAL CITY HANG GLIDING

Squirrel presents a danger-cheating nature.

DJ BUN-E IN THE HOUSE

UB has a velvety record collection and Emu has a pimped out ride.

BUNNY LAKE

UB slides backstage on a performance of Swan Lake and dresses up.

LARRY TUNES

UB and Squirrel go to see a perplexingly cheesy lounge act.

S2E13

PAINTBALL

Untalkative Bunny looks crafty in goggles.

TEMPTATION HAT

UB returns a Carmen Miranda apple.

PRACTICAL JOKER

UB falls prey to a joke shop.

DREAM MACHINE

UB jogs up to a tri-tone lemon machine.

AMAZING CROCKERY

UB tries a hand at unappealing pratfallery.

S3E01

LETTUCE MAKE MAGIC

Watch Untalkative Bunny pull a rabbit out of a hat multiplied by heads of lettuce.

JOURNEY FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE HAT

May Not Be Actual Title

UB journeys to the bottom of a hat.

BUTTERCUPS AND DAISIES

Classic price-less magician!

CARD ON THE WINDOW

UB apprentices a card throwing trick.

LONG TERM LEVITATION

UB can't stop floating adorably.

S3E02

CUCKOO CRISIS

Untalkative Bunny has sewing skills and cute scenes of sleep-deprivation.

FUR BALL

UB gets a hairpiece.

LATE PHOBIA

UB has to get to macrame class on time. Personally resonating alarm clocks setup.

FUTURISTIC ANT ENCOUNTER

UB shares the apartment with ants and has a watermelon-induced hallucination.

YOUTH THERAPY

UB turns back the clock.

S3E03

STRAIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE

Untalkative Bunny and Squirrel take to the links.

TREASURE HUNT

The UB gang competes in a scavenger hunt.

HIDE & SEEK

UB corrals friends with the party game of hide and seek.

SOY SUBSTITUTE NUT

UB worries about nut allergies on behalf of Squirrel.

KNITTING CIRCLE

UB joins an inane knitting circle.

S3E04

GO-KARTING

Untalkative Bunny, Squirrel, and Emu race.

EYE TEST

UB gets prescription glasses.

PLANT PAL

UB raises an ungrateful flytrap.

GARNISH ME BEAUTIFUL

Garnish overload.

SQUIRREL SITTING

UB is a poor disciplinarian.

S3E05

DAY TRIP

(Another partial episode recorded in three bits)

Untalkative Bunny travels the countryside by rail.

SEASIDE SAFETY

UB and Squirrel star in an instructional episode with funnily square narration.

HOME OF THE FUTURE

UB gets a high-tech houseguest.

HICCUPS

The horror of a hugging machine rids UB's hiccups.

SUPERSTITION

UB runs through a list of superstitions.

S3E06

HORSEBACK HEROES

Untalkative Bunny and Squirrel are city mama's boys.

PORTRAIT OF A BUNNY

UB is misled by a portrait painter.

SECRET VALENTINE

Emu has a secret valentine.

FAIRGROUND PRIZES

UB and Squirrel win a coconut at the midway.

DUCKLING PATROL

Ducklings hatch in UB's window box.

S3E07

THAT CERTAIN SMILE

Untalkative Bunny has a toothache.

STRESS BUSTING

UB gets stressed.

LAZY BONES

UB's chores stack up.

CHOPSTICKS

UB and Squirrel dine out and rescue a cat with giant utensils.

ROBOT DOG

UB is a cat person.

S3E08

CHAIN LETTERS

Untalkative Bunny gets a life-tip from the postman.

THE MISSING PIECE

UB scouts the house for the central piece of a jigsaw puzzle.

GOLDIBUNNY

UB visits the Bear Brothers department store.

SUPERBUNNY

UB and Squirrel rescue citizens from domestic unhandiness.

AROMATHERAPY MUD WRAP

UB and Disco Chick have an introductory pass at the spa.

S3E09

URBAN GARDENER

Untalkative Bunny grows an oasis in the city.

WINDOW CLEANER

The most tickling snapshot of Emu!

LET THERE BE LIGHT

UB upgrades from a desk lamp to the hypnotic bulbs of a discothèque.

PIANO LESSON

More player piano action.

DOUBLE MOCHA

UB breaks away from Starbucks.

S3E10

GOTTA DANCE

Untalkative Bunny and Squirrel have grace in their feet.

CAFE SOCIETY

Poet Cat passes Mellow Yellow some ketchup.

COOL CAT JAZZ BUNNY

Poet Cat hosts an evening party.

MUSEUM WATCHMEN

UB and Squirrel take a shift as night watchmen.

SHHHHHH!

UB is shushed out of the library.

S3E11

HOTEL FABULOSO

Untalkative Bunny and gang have a towel snapping frenzy.

COFFEE QUITTERS

UB sits in on a coffee quitting club.

BUNNY CATCHES A COLD

UB touches germs in a public washroom.

STICKER MANIA

Naked Guy and Small Red Guy get into stickers.

RARE STICK INSECT

A rare stick insect nests on UB's television.

S3E12

TAXI RIDE

Untalkative Bunny gets in the cab of a discomforting driver.

MEMORIES OF THE FOREST

UB and Squirrel tap a maple syrup bottle.

PASSING THE PUCK

UB passes a puck. (>_<) :p

SQUIRREL'S REVENGE DRIVING SCHOOL

UB has a stint as a driving instructor.

VERTIGO

UB tours the CN Tower.

S3E13

HOCKEY FANATIC

Untalkative Bunny and Beaver attend a hockey game.

SQUIRREL'S NEW FRIEND

UB renews a licence to drive.

MUSICAL RIDE

UB and Llama tour a local attraction.

LAUNDROMAT LIFE

UB interacts with humans at the laundromat.

SPLIT PERSONALITY

UB witnesses opposite personalities of Emu.